Fashion Watch: Audrina Patridge

Apparently, Audrina Patridge thought that the 80s were back from this outfit.


Is Audrina Patridge a solid girl dancer now?

Miley Cyrus in "Scandalous" Vanity Fair Photo

Here is the picture of Miley Cyrus that is causing a ruckus right now. While I personally think a 15 year old has no business posing with just a sheet covering her, I blame the parents and Vanity Fair who knew exactly what they were doing. Of course it's going to cause a stir because Miley Cyrus is a 15 year old good Christian girl who has proclaimed that she will wait for marriage to have sex. So, I ask...why would her parents let her pose like this? Vanity Fair chose this pose not because it's "artsy," but because they knew it would sell!


If you look at Miley Cyrus at the photoshoot, the picture isn't as "scandalous" because she's weariang pants! So, I ask, why not choose a picture suitable for a 15 year old instead of a sheet? I'm guessing money was involved.


I wish Miley Cyrus would stop sticking out her tongue and the cheesy hand signs already. This dress is suitable for a 15 year old.


As is this outfit. I love the top. Why couldn't they have chosen this outfit for the cover? Oh, it doesn't sell!


And here's what Miley Cyrus normally looks like.

Madonna is Buff But Can't Dress

Somewhere along the way, Madonna spent too much time in the gym and less time shopping. Her outfits lately have been...tasteless. Take this outfit above. What is it? Is that a diaper bag she's carrying?


Is she 15 years old here? Where is the glamour?


I get that Madonna loves to work out, but does she have to wear them out? And please take Lourdes to get her eyebrows fixed or whatever!


I guess if mama Madonna can't dress, how can you expect her daughter Lourdes to?

Leelee Sobieski is Healthy

Even though Leelee Sobieski is healthy weight wise, she should dress her age instead of some 40 year old woman. She turns 25 in June.


Again, way too old for a 24 year old.

Fashion Watch: Lindsay Lohan

I don't know what happened to Lindsay Lohan, but ever since she left rehab, she's been looking like a fashion "don't." Is she 50 years old here?


She's just a mess here.


Why is Lindsay Lohan always in black?


Can Lindsay Lohan no longer afford a stylist?


Where do I begin with this outfit? What is that tie/knot around her belly?


The picture speaks for itself.

Halle Berry Lost All Her Baby Weight!

Do you think Halle Berry knows that she lost all her baby weight? Her dress choice and pose says it all!

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz in D.C.

I'm beginning to think that Ashlee Simpson's pregnancy rumors were just that - RUMORS. I know celebrities like to "drop" rumors to get free press, but this is LOW.


I see no bump on Ashlee Simpson. Is Pete Wentz wearing white socks?