Paris Hilton is Still Skinny; Wants to be Mom in '09

Paris Hilton is really beginning to scare me. Look at her rexi skinny legs! I wonder why she's suddenly feeling the urge to look so thin. Once again, Paris Hilton goes matchy-matchy in gray.


I can't believe peasants are making a comeback. It was very in three years ago. I gave all my skirts away a year ago because I didn't think it would be "in" anymore. Well, it's back and Paris Hilton is wearing a cute denim one.


Going matchy-matchy once again, Paris Hilton steps out in a cute dress showing off her rexi skinny body.


Why are Paris Hilton's feet always in such a weird position? I can't even begin to imagine what kind of mommy she will be.

Britney Spears is a Changed Woman

Ever since Britney Spears' father Jamie intervened on her behalf, Britney has gotten her act together. Looking every bit the mommy part, Britney Spears cuddles with her son Jayden. How cute!


I also think it's great she's wearing a cute dress, looks clean, and spending time with her sons.

Mischa Barton is a Hippie Fashionista

I don't know what is going on with Mischa Barton, but she has been wearing ugly and uglier outfits lately.


I'm usually not a fan of lace and especially black ones! Maybe it's because Mischa Barton has gained weight and clothes don't look quite right?


Mischa Barton got blasted for wearing this skirt several weeks ago. Obviously, she doesn't read about herself in the blogosphere world.


Besides the brown leather jacket, Mischa Barton is a peacock in disguise.

Fashion Watch: Lauren Conrad

All the celebrities are losing weight because summer is around the corner. Lauren Conrad has also abandoned her tights and blouson tops for cute, flirty, and short dresses. Here she is with new BFF Lauren "Lo" Bosworth.


I love this red dress on Lauren Conrad. Fun and flirty but definitely comfortable!


I would have added a skinny belt to this dress on Lauren Conrad.

Lindsay Lohan Has Lost Weight

You know Lindsay Lohan has lost weight because she's not wearing her signature tights. Here she is showing off a thinner body with her supposedly "lover" Samantha Ronson. Rompers are trying to make a comeback this summer. This is a trend only for the skinny.


Is it wrong for me to love this dress on Lindsay Lohan? She's totally working it.


Sporting Lauren Conrad's signature braided hair look, Lindsay Lohan sparkles in gold and holding hands with Samantha Ronson. Maybe she's taking tips from Papa Joe Simpson as well on how to get attention from the media.

Meanwhile, Jessica Simpson Continues to Deny Split With Tony Romo

Either Jessica Simpson is really desperate for attention herself or Papa Joe Simpson is at it again. In the midst break-up rumors with Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson is photographed smiling ginormously and WEARING a Cowboy's hat.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Married Pictures!

Check out where Jessica Simpson strategically placed her hands on Ashlee. Both have learned well from Papa Joe Simpson.


Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had a Alice in Wonderland theme for their wedding. I personally think that it is so "cheesy" to have a theme. Weddings aren't "parties!"


I wish Ashlee Simpson would have had her hair up or something. She looks like what she normally looks like everyday except she's wearing a wedding dress.


Tacky, tacky, tacky cake! Check out Jessica Simpson dancing with Tony Romo. What split?


What baby bump? Ashlee Simpson frolicking on the beach with a somewhat flat stomache.


Conspicuously hiding her belly from the paparazzi, Ashlee Simpson steps back onto the soil of America after her honeymoon.


I still stand by the fact that Papa Joe Simpson has his hand in all the pregnancy rumors to keep her daughter Ashlee Simpson in the press. I don't think she is pregnant.


Even though Pete Wentz said recently that she was "honeymooning in their basement with fake palm trees," they are here photographed returning from their honeymoon. Why are they so mysterious? Have some integrity and come clean!

Katie Holmes Ready for Baby Number Two

Now that Suri is two years old, Katie Holmes has said that she's ready to start trying for baby number two! Let's hope Suri gives up her baby bottle to share with the new baby. I see that she's trying to wean her off the bottle because she's holding a sippy cup as well as the bottle.


Katie Holmes is looking rexi skinny again these days.

Camilla Alves' Maternity Style

So Camilla Alves is only known because of her relationship with Matthew McConnahey, but she is having his baby.


Matthew McConnahey used to date Penelope Cruz so it's kind of freaky because Camilla Alves really looks like Penelope. Don't you think?


She's not gaining weight anywhere else but the belly. I predict it's a boy.


I think it's cute when pregnant ladiese tie a belt around their "waist" because it's so ginormous by this point. I wonder if Camilla Alves will marry Matthew McConnahey.